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		<title>Video – Vogon Slam – Alan Ashton-Smith</title>
		<link>http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1573</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Performance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vogon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alan Ashton-Smith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geek Parents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Transformers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vogon poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Alan dresses like a Babel Fish to tell us about Transformers and naming children:<br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/writer/alan-ashton-smith" title="Alan Ashton Smith writer">Alan Ashton Smith</a> 2012&#8230; <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1573" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alan dresses like a Babel Fish to tell us about Transformers and naming children:<br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/writer/alan-ashton-smith" title="Alan Ashton Smith writer">Alan Ashton Smith</a> 2012</p>
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		<link>http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1546</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 12:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anna McCrory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[text message]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>An unread message<br />
it’s probably your mum<br />
but secretly you<br />
hope it could be some<br />
beautiful boy, and<br />
your heart starts racing<br />
pressing ‘read’ you wait<br />
for his love declaration<br />
excitement mounting and<br />
seeing who it’s from<br />
disappointed, you &#8230; <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1546" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An unread message<br />
it’s probably your mum<br />
but secretly you<br />
hope it could be some<br />
beautiful boy, and<br />
your heart starts racing<br />
pressing ‘read’ you wait<br />
for his love declaration<br />
excitement mounting and<br />
seeing who it’s from<br />
disappointed, you read<br />
T-mobile.com<br />
<P><br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/writer/anna-mccrory">Anna McCrory</a> 2013</p>
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		<title>Permission</title>
		<link>http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1348</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[international women's day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is for the women who don’t ask permission<br />
To be themselves.<br />
This is for the women who are done with working on their contentment<br />
And started working on their lot.</p>
<p>This is for the women whose posture says&#8230; <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1348" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is for the women who don’t ask permission<br />
To be themselves.<br />
This is for the women who are done with working on their contentment<br />
And started working on their lot.</p>
<p>This is for the women whose posture says<br />
“Fuck you, punk. I got this covered.<br />
Maybe I’ll call you. Maybe.”<br />
This is for the women who’ve come too damn far<br />
To waste their time worrying whether you approve.<br />
This is for the women who wear what they want, swear how they want,<br />
Drink and fuck and love and fight<br />
And wring every ounce like it’s only their business-<br />
Because it is.<br />
And they’ve realised.</p>
<p>This is for the girl in class who’s done with playing dumb-<br />
Yes, she knows the answer-<br />
Yes no one else has put their hand up for the last ten minutes-<br />
Yes the teacher is looking past her raised hand asking-<br />
“Does anyone know the answer? Anyone&#8230; else?”<br />
But she’ll be damned if she’s gonna hide her own light.</p>
<p>This is for the gaybar barmaids<br />
Who know their regulars inside and out<br />
And wear those memories proud, like diamonds.<br />
This is for the sweet little old lady<br />
With the dirtiest laugh in the nursing home.<br />
This is for my Godmother Sara – terminal, regal,<br />
And educating her doctors about the munchies.</p>
<p>This is for the liberated women<br />
Who worked past violence and ridicule<br />
To ensure their daughters never needed to be liberated-<br />
Their daughters were never enslaved. </p>
<p>This is for the tough old birds and the earnest youngsters<br />
Who know that life is too personal, too precious,<br />
Too Goddamn important<br />
To let the magazines take a slice.</p>
<p>This is for the women who’ve stopped counting calories<br />
And started counting stars. </p>
<p>This is for Dorothy Parker’s forked tongue<br />
Patti Smith’s horses<br />
Boudicca’s chariots<br />
And Rosa Parks&#8217; tired feet.<br />
This is for the women we could be, can be, will be<br />
Just as soon as we stop asking permission<br />
To be.<br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/?writer=hannah-eiseman-renyard">Hannah Eiseman-Renyard</a> 2013</p>
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		<title>Video &#8211; Vogon Slam &#8211; Chris Kraken</title>
		<link>http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1325</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 13:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vogon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Poet and comedy writer <a href="http://chriskraken.com/" title="Chris Kraken">Chris Kraken</a> spills his Vogon guts about an ex:<br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/writer/chris-kraken" title="Chris Kraken" target="_blank">Chris Kraken</a> 2012&#8230; <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1325" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poet and comedy writer <a href="http://chriskraken.com/" title="Chris Kraken">Chris Kraken</a> spills his Vogon guts about an ex:<br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/writer/chris-kraken" title="Chris Kraken" target="_blank">Chris Kraken</a> 2012</p>
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		<title>Raise You</title>
		<link>http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1558</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2012 21:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poem]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[policing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[protest]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>We say “the owners of this shop have dodged six billion in tax – almost exactly the same amount which is currently being cut from disability benefits and people are dying as a result. These guys should pay their &#8230; <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1558" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We say “the owners of this shop have dodged six billion in tax – almost exactly the same amount which is currently being cut from disability benefits and people are dying as a result. These guys should pay their tax. It would actually <i>save lives</i> if these guys paid their tax.”<br />
You say we’re intimidating the shoppers.</p>
<p>We say “stop the arms trade! In this building right here, right now, people are making deals to sell arms to corrupt regimes who will use those weapons on civilians.”<br />
You say we’re causing a breach of the peace.</p>
<p>I say “that’s my bike chain. See my bike helmet? See my bike? That’s my bike chain.”<br />
You say I’m carrying a weapon.</p>
<p>But we’ll see your bullshit<br />
And we’ll raise you.</p>
<p>We’ll raise our voices, we’ll raise our fists<br />
We’ll raise teams of legal observers to march in our midsts<br />
We’ll raise awkward questions and what’s more as well<br />
We’ll see your bullshit<br />
 We’ll call your bullshit<br />
And we’ll raise hell.</p>
<p>Of course you’ll see this and you’ll raise us<br />
But we knew you would: it doesn’t phase us<br />
It’s a challenge that we’ll gladly take<br />
‘Cause there’s more than inconvenience at stake:<br />
You only do this ’cause you’re paid by the hour<br />
While it’s justice that calls us to speak truth to power.</p>
<p>And we’ll raise petitions, we’ll raise court cases<br />
We’ll raise placards and tents and occupy your spaces<br />
And more than that we’ll raise our sights<br />
‘Cause you only want us to go away;<br />
We want justice, fairness and human rights.</p>
<p>And you’ll see what we do and again you’ll raise us<br />
And it’s a pain in the arse but it doesn’t phase us<br />
Because of stop and search we won’t carry ID<br />
But our words and our message and our feet will run free<br />
And you’ll use whatever you can to shut us up<br />
- because that’s just what you do -<br />
But we’ll see your bullshit<br />
We’ll call your bullshit,<br />
And believe us: we will <b>raise you</b>.<br />
<P><br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/?writer=hannah-eiseman-renyard">Hannah Eiseman-Renyard</a> 2012</p>
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		<title>In Tents</title>
		<link>http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1556</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 19:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beautiful Days]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Camping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[festivals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Glastonbury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nozstock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In crowd<br />
In-jokes<br />
In fields<br />
In the sun<br />
In our element<br />
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;In tents.</p>
<p>In queues<br />
In stalls<br />
In fashion<br />
Insolvent<br />
In aftersun<br />
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;In tents.</p>
<p>In flip-flops<br />
In wellies<br />
Inelegant<br />
In mud<br />
Indefinitely<br />
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;In tents.</p>
<p>Insomnia<br />
Inadvertent<br />
Insult<br />
In tears&#8230; <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1556" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In crowd<br />
In-jokes<br />
In fields<br />
In the sun<br />
In our element<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.</p>
<p>In queues<br />
In stalls<br />
In fashion<br />
Insolvent<br />
In aftersun<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.</p>
<p>In flip-flops<br />
In wellies<br />
Inelegant<br />
In mud<br />
Indefinitely<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.</p>
<p>Insomnia<br />
Inadvertent<br />
Insult<br />
In tears<br />
Intervene<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.</p>
<p>In grass<br />
In smoke<br />
Ingenious!<br />
In heaps<br />
In giggles<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.</p>
<p>In bottles<br />
Intoxicated<br />
Incapable<br />
In trouble<br />
In hand<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.</p>
<p>In the morning<br />
Indisposed<br />
Inevitably<br />
Insufficient<br />
In rizlas<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.  </p>
<p>Introductions<br />
Indescribable<br />
Intriguing<br />
Individuals<br />
Into you<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.</p>
<p>In glances<br />
Indiscrete<br />
Insatiable<br />
In love<br />
Indecent<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.</p>
<p>In hugs<br />
In hysterics<br />
In our prime<br />
Incandescent<br />
In celebration<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.</p>
<p>In photos<br />
In memories<br />
In my dreams<br />
In goofy hats<br />
In arcadia<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In tents.<br />
<P><br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/?writer=hannah-eiseman-renyard">Hannah Eiseman-Renyard</a> 2010</p>
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		<title>Video &#8211; Vogon Poetry Slam &#8211; Jay Foreman</title>
		<link>http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1297</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 06:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Performance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vogon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>BBC&#8217;s New Talent Pick of the Fringe and Musical Comedy Awards best newcomer <a href="http://www.jayforeman.co.uk/" title="Jay Foreman">Jay Foreman</a> does not sing for us. Instead, he reads hemorrhage-inducing <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/video">Vogon poetry</a> about Noel Edmonds, petitions against the BNP, and clouds:<br />
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<a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/events">Come to the next </a>&#8230; <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1297" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BBC&#8217;s New Talent Pick of the Fringe and Musical Comedy Awards best newcomer <a href="http://www.jayforeman.co.uk/" title="Jay Foreman">Jay Foreman</a> does not sing for us. Instead, he reads hemorrhage-inducing <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/video">Vogon poetry</a> about Noel Edmonds, petitions against the BNP, and clouds:<br />
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="450" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uUDpJAeJ1Tg?wmode=transparent" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
<a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/events">Come to the next Vogon Slam</a><br />
<a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/video">See the full video archive</a> </p>
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		<title>Video &#8211; Vogon Poetry Slam &#8211; Chris Farnell</title>
		<link>http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1255</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 12:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vogon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bronzed body]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Captain Kirk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Farnell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[damaging cool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[golden shirt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poor Jason]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shatner Love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Trek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the horror the horror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[threatening the audience]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[vogon poetry slam]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://chriswritesapocalypses.blogspot.com/" title="Chris's zombie blog">Zombie expert</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mark-II-Chris-Farnell/dp/0954791398/" title="Chris's novel Mark II">SF novelist</a> <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/writer/chris-farnell" title="Chris Farnell">Chris Farnell</a> performs a homoerotic love poem to Star Trek&#8217;s Captain Kirk (we&#8217;re very, very sorry):<br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/?writer=chris-farnell">Chris Farnell</a> 2011&#8230; <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1255" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://chriswritesapocalypses.blogspot.com/" title="Chris's zombie blog">Zombie expert</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mark-II-Chris-Farnell/dp/0954791398/" title="Chris's novel Mark II">SF novelist</a> <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/writer/chris-farnell" title="Chris Farnell">Chris Farnell</a> performs a homoerotic love poem to Star Trek&#8217;s Captain Kirk (we&#8217;re very, very sorry):<br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/?writer=chris-farnell">Chris Farnell</a> 2011</p>
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		<title>swans</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>you say you’re a cynic<br />
i think you fall in love as hard as i do</p>
<p>you question how hard that is<br />
i say as hard as swans</p>
<p>you say swans are hardly hard<br />
i say they’re evil, long-necked &#8230; <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/998" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you say you’re a cynic<br />
i think you fall in love as hard as i do</p>
<p>you question how hard that is<br />
i say as hard as swans</p>
<p>you say swans are hardly hard<br />
i say they’re evil, long-necked bastards</p>
<p>you tell me to stop being cynical about swans<br />
i think you fall in love as hard as i do<br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/writer/niall-spooner-harvey">Niall Spooner-Harvey</a> 2011</p>
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		<title>Video &#8211; Vogon Poetry Slam &#8211; Cara Penny Church</title>
		<link>http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/1233</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah_Chief</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Storming performance of teenage wangst from first-time performer <strong>Cara Penny Church</strong>. In the absence of pretty love poems for Valentine&#8217;s Day we have &#8220;smashing love on the head with a heavy rock&#8221;:<br />
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Storming performance of teenage wangst from first-time performer <strong>Cara Penny Church</strong>. In the absence of pretty love poems for Valentine&#8217;s Day we have &#8220;smashing love on the head with a heavy rock&#8221;:<br />
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© <a href="http://www.whippersnapperpress.com/archives/writer/Cara-penny-church">Cara Penny Church</a> 2011</p>
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