Video – Vogon Poetry Slam – Chris Farnell

March 7th, 2012 § 0

Zombie expert and SF novelist Chris Farnell performs a homoerotic love poem to Star Trek’s Captain Kirk (we’re very, very sorry):

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Video – Chris Farnell

May 15th, 2011 § 0

Chris Farnell – an expert in time-travel and zombies – performs an ode to pi and tries to provoke some Buddhists:

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Recorded For Training Purposes

February 27th, 2011 § 1

Thank you for holding, we value your call.

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We are dealing with a high volume of calls at the moment, but one of our call handlers will be with you as soon as possible.

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Government Information Notice

August 11th, 2010 § 0

You wouldn’t steal a car
You wouldn’t steal a purse
You wouldn’t steal a mobile
You wouldn’t steal a movie
You wouldn’t steal a Spanish Galleon filled with Incan Gold
Piracy! It’s a crime.

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The Juggler’s Cave

August 8th, 2010 § 0

       Once there was a juggler. He was a very good juggler, with big and dextrous hands and a sharp eye, and if ever he juggled and a ball fell beyond his grasp, his foot would hook it and send … Read the rest

Farnell, Chris

Chris lives in Norwich, not far from a graveyard that’s opposite a microbiology lab, but closer to a gun shop and a plentiful supply of tinned food. We suggest you read his opinions on zombie movies and buy his lovely novel or he’ll come and get you.