Zombie expert and SF novelist Chris Farnell performs a homoerotic love poem to Star Trek’s Captain Kirk (we’re very, very sorry):
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Chris Farnell – an expert in time-travel and zombies – performs an ode to pi and tries to provoke some Buddhists:
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Recorded For Training Purposes
February 27th, 2011 § 1
Thank you for holding, we value your call.
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We are dealing with a high volume of calls at the moment, but one of our call handlers will be with you as soon as possible.
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Government Information Notice
August 11th, 2010 § 0
You wouldn’t steal a car
You wouldn’t steal a purse
You wouldn’t steal a mobile
You wouldn’t steal a movie
You wouldn’t steal a Spanish Galleon filled with Incan Gold
Piracy! It’s a crime.
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The Juggler’s Cave
August 8th, 2010 § 0
Once there was a juggler. He was a very good juggler, with big and dextrous hands and a sharp eye, and if ever he juggled and a ball fell beyond his grasp, his foot would hook it and send … Read the rest
Farnell, Chris
Chris lives in Norwich, not far from a graveyard that’s opposite a microbiology lab, but closer to a gun shop and a plentiful supply of tinned food. We suggest you read his opinions on zombie movies and buy his lovely novel or he’ll come and get you.