Bloody hell, it’s about time! Do you know how stuffy it is in that bag?
Ow. No, go ahead, drop me on the floor, that’s cool. It’s not like I’m old and fragile or anything. Oh, for god’s sake … Read the rest
A New Conversation Piece
By d'Ville, Jonny
February 8th, 2012 § 0
Video – Adam Blampied
By Blampied, Adam
June 20th, 2011 § 0
Adam Blampied – a Beta Male and lovely gent – tells the tale of #19:
© Adam Blampied 2011… Read the rest
# 19
By Blampied, Adam
April 19th, 2011 § 0
The man watched the small boy eating the bacon that Alfred had prepared. No doubt about it, he was enjoying it. Before, the small boy had chewed it down without thought, feeling or taste; now appeared to savour it. … Read the rest
Video – Sir Horatio St John Jingo
April 1st, 2011 § 0
Sir Horatio St John Jingo – the priapic gentleman explorer – very much brings the class as he reads from his memoirs:
The Dreadful Moustache
By Superbard
March 6th, 2011 § 1
The Dreadful Moustache
Thomas Tompkinson had ginger hair that lingered on his sideburns and descended across his face in a luxurious manner. He wore a bowler hat and braces, and a facial expression which suggested pride in his stand-out … Read the rest
Recorded For Training Purposes
By Farnell, Chris
February 27th, 2011 § 1
Thank you for holding, we value your call.
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We are dealing with a high volume of calls at the moment, but one of our call handlers will be with you as soon as possible.
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Eldridge and Smythe … Read the rest
SEX: A Choose-your-own-Adventure Game
By Howitt, Grant
February 17th, 2011 § 5
Welcome to the wonderful world of SEX, an interactive adventure where you get to decide the outcome of the story. In order to play, all you’ll need is a pencil, two six-sided dice and your own imagination.
Before we … Read the rest
Strictly Feverishly
By Gracey, Jon
October 31st, 2010 § 0
Tess Daley biting Bruce Forsyth in the neck came as a surprise to everyone. Bruce, for a start. The several million viewers that night. Censors went wild: “How dare they show this sick filth!?” and numerous other complaints flooded … Read the rest
25
By Howitt, Grant
August 17th, 2010 § 0
He stares back at you for a second before reaching in his bag for something with a glint in his eye. After a while, however, he gives up and resumes his speech. Turn to 24.
31
By Howitt, Grant
August 17th, 2010 § 0
You thank those acting lessons your mum made you take when you were twelve as you pretend that your phone was on vibrate and what was that? You’re at your house? Oh, cool, oh, you’ll be right there. You … Read the rest