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The Disney World War

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July 17th, 2013 § 0

The following is the only surviving eyewitness account of what has come to be known as Walt War One. It is the remnants of a diary, maintained by one Michael McGuthrie of the 11th Groundtroops. It is printed with … Read the rest

The Crow

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June 19th, 2013 § 0

I wanted to be able to walk up this wall, so I sewed velcro to my hands and feet. A crow came over and bellowed, ‘What on Earth do you think you are doing?’ I explained myself. It called … Read the rest

The Dog

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May 29th, 2013 § 0

Henry found a dog sniffing at his aluminum trashcans. From the screen-door, he whistled. The dog came right away, sitting on its haunches at the base of the concrete steps, awaiting a command. Henry opened the door, “Come on … Read the rest

A New Conversation Piece

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February 8th, 2012 § 0

Bloody hell, it’s about time! Do you know how stuffy it is in that bag?

Ow. No, go ahead, drop me on the floor, that’s cool. It’s not like I’m old and fragile or anything. Oh, for god’s sake … Read the rest

Video – Adam Blampied

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June 20th, 2011 § 0

Adam Blampied – a Beta Male and lovely gent – tells the tale of #19:

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# 19

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April 19th, 2011 § 0

The man watched the small boy eating the bacon that Alfred had prepared. No doubt about it, he was enjoying it. Before, the small boy had chewed it down without thought, feeling or taste; now appeared to savour it. … Read the rest

Video – Sir Horatio St John Jingo


April 1st, 2011 § 0

Sir Horatio St John Jingo – the priapic gentleman explorer – very much brings the class as he reads from his memoirs:

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The Dreadful Moustache

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March 6th, 2011 § 1

The Dreadful Moustache

Thomas Tompkinson had ginger hair that lingered on his sideburns and descended across his face in a luxurious manner. He wore a bowler hat and braces, and a facial expression which suggested pride in his stand-out … Read the rest

Recorded For Training Purposes

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February 27th, 2011 § 1

Thank you for holding, we value your call.

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We are dealing with a high volume of calls at the moment, but one of our call handlers will be with you as soon as possible.

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Eldridge and Smythe … Read the rest

SEX: A Choose-your-own-Adventure Game

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February 17th, 2011 § 6

Welcome to the wonderful world of SEX, an interactive adventure where you get to decide the outcome of the story. In order to play, all you’ll need is a pencil, two six-sided dice and your own imagination.

Before we … Read the rest

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