Alan dresses like a Babel Fish to tell us about Transformers and naming children:
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Video – Vogon Slam – Alan Ashton-Smith
By Ashton-Smith, Alan
March 19th, 2013 § 0
1 new message
By McCrory, Anna
March 12th, 2013 § 0
An unread message
it’s probably your mum
but secretly you
hope it could be some
beautiful boy, and
your heart starts racing
pressing ‘read’ you wait
for his love declaration
excitement mounting and
seeing who it’s from
disappointed, you … Read the rest
Permission
By Eiseman-Renyard, Hannah
March 8th, 2013 § 0
This is for the women who don’t ask permission
To be themselves.
This is for the women who are done with working on their contentment
And started working on their lot.
This is for the women whose posture says… Read the rest
Video – Vogon Slam – Chris Kraken
By Kraken, Chris
March 5th, 2013 § 0
Poet and comedy writer Chris Kraken spills his Vogon guts about an ex:
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Raise You
By Eiseman-Renyard, Hannah
August 11th, 2012 § 0
We say “the owners of this shop have dodged six billion in tax – almost exactly the same amount which is currently being cut from disability benefits and people are dying as a result. These guys should pay their … Read the rest
In Tents
By Eiseman-Renyard, Hannah
June 11th, 2012 § 0
In crowd
In-jokes
In fields
In the sun
In our element
In tents.
In queues
In stalls
In fashion
Insolvent
In aftersun
In tents.
In flip-flops
In wellies
Inelegant
In mud
Indefinitely
In tents.
Insomnia
Inadvertent
Insult
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Video – Vogon Poetry Slam – Jay Foreman
May 14th, 2012 § 0
BBC’s New Talent Pick of the Fringe and Musical Comedy Awards best newcomer Jay Foreman does not sing for us. Instead, he reads hemorrhage-inducing Vogon poetry about Noel Edmonds, petitions against the BNP, and clouds:
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Video – Vogon Poetry Slam – Chris Farnell
By Farnell, Chris
March 7th, 2012 § 0
Zombie expert and SF novelist Chris Farnell performs a homoerotic love poem to Star Trek’s Captain Kirk (we’re very, very sorry):
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swans
By Spooner Harvey, Niall
February 22nd, 2012 § 0
you say you’re a cynic
i think you fall in love as hard as i do
you question how hard that is
i say as hard as swans
you say swans are hardly hard
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Video – Vogon Poetry Slam – Cara Penny Church
By Church, Cara Penny
February 14th, 2012 § 0
Storming performance of teenage wangst from first-time performer Cara Penny Church. In the absence of pretty love poems for Valentine’s Day we have “smashing love on the head with a heavy rock”:
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